France Miniature: Not Just for Kids

France Miniature: Not Just for Kids
Planning your first visits: the most-visited Paris destinations So, you’re planning your trip to Paris, a traveler’s time is precious, and the burning question in your mind is, “What should I see?” According to the Paris Convention and Visitors Office, the Top 10 Most Visited Paris museums and monuments include some of my Top 5: the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre, Champs-Elysées,and Notre-Dame. If you have visited before, the list might be expanded to include: Musée d’Orsay, the Latin Quarter, Sacre Coeur and Centre Pompidou. Special interests: cemetery, shopping, Versailles and Disneyland Paris Slightly more off the beaten path are sites that attract “special interest” travelers. For example, if you are a poet, neo-romantic, music lover or have “Goth” tendencies, you might pencil Père Lachaise Cemetery into your respective itinerary. If you are a shopaholic with money, you will likely be making tracks to Le Bon Marché, Galeries Lafayette or avenue Montaigne designer boutiques, depending on how much cash you want to spend. If you are an architecture buff or basic misanthrope seeking to escape the hoards of summer tourists, you might take the train out to the palace gardens of Versailles . . . where you will, unfortunately, meet more hoards. Theme park junkie and/or parent? Disneyland Paris is likely to be planned for first few days of your trip. And all of the above-mentioned sites are wonderful. Step off the well-worn tourist track So, with all this to choose from, most will be unlikely to ever stray from these well-worn paths . . . which is a shame. Veering just a bit off any of the tourist tracks provides activities that are not only unique but also richer and more “honest” in terms of culture. It also provides the opportunity to speak with actual French people who aren’t tired of hearing the same repeated travelers’ questions. And isn’t it always better to be an intriguing anomaly than another “tourist” on the Champs-Elysées? France Miniature: All of France at 1/30th scale plus an amusement park Head just an hour outside of Paris for interesting places just begging to be seen and experienced, one of which is France Miniature. There are three really good reasons to spend an afternoon here: 1) it is all of France but in 1/30th scale; 2) you and your kids can feel like Godzilla for a day; and 3) they have an amusement park that would never be allowed to operate in the U.S. France Miniature has an ingenious premise: France itself is the theme of the “theme park.” Here you’ll find all of France over 125 of its most famous sites and monuments laid out for you on walking paths, all in reduced 1/30th scale and with exquisite attention to detail. Of course you’ll see the Eiffel Tower, the Palace of Versailles and major Paris sites but also have places like Brittany, Normandy, St. Tropez, the abbey at Mont St. Michel and the Roman Amphitheater in Arles. No architectural detail has been left out, in terms of both sites and details. As you roam the gorgeous landscaped grounds, you will likely be inspired to plan future visits to other sites and regions of France outside of Paris. This is an obsessive-compulsive travel planner’s dream! There are roughly 30,000 bonsai trees placed on the lawns and curving paths to resemble the native flora and fauna of the regions represented. You’ll even find rail lines with little miniature SNCF high-speed trains, which is intriguing to children as well as most adult men. The only thing that’s not authentic about is that there are never miniature transportation strikes.   The Attack of the 50-foot Tourist A very engaging aspect of this park’s design is that the miniatures are not tiny dollhouses or even smaller models that create a sense of disassociation. No, the “miniature” Eiffel Tower is actually 33 feet tall or just over three-stories high, by U.S. standards. As a result, the proportionality works exceptionally well to give one the sense of being a 50-foot giant (or the 200-foot giant, in the case of the Eiffel Tower). One cannot help but get that Godzilla-like feeling of power. Watch children and you’ll see they adore pretending to be monsters crashing through the park, even squashing the miniature tourists placed around the exhibits. Don’t be surprised if this brings out your inner child as well. The park has an open feel and you may be tempted to run about yourself, even if you are way past the normal “running about” age. The “Do it Yourself” Amusement Park in a Non-Litigious Land The final reason for taking the time and trouble to go to France Miniature lies at the very back of the park. There, nestled next to the lake, is a “do it yourself” amusement park. There should be a pause here while the attorneys reading this have a moment to recover. OK, it’s not completely unattended, there is usually one guy there to answer questions. But the rides are completely free of employee intervention. Given this, you may assume rides are of the wimpy variety; but adrenaline junkies rejoice, they are not. There are a few fairly gentle rides for younger kids, including a really great giant slide and a huge cone climbing area. There is also a…

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