In the end just wrote out draconian diet, enough to keep her alive anyway. Refrained from mentioning need for major tucking, pleating, hemming work if diet succeeds.
8 p.m. Take Martine’s Before photo.
8.10 Hope no one steals camera. Have shot 21 vaguely indecent Before photos for Limousin Diet guinea-pigs. Agree to take first After photos in 4 weeks. A genuine controlled experiment.
Next meeting Thursday evening at Danette’s for strategy brainstorming.
Gemini 21 May- 20 June The moon continues through Pisces. A loved one may subject you to an outpouring of emotion
Looks like mouse, past sell-by date. Pretty offal. (Ugh. Is this really necessary? Ed)
Hmm. Famous NY Novelist always going on re Voices. Perp could easily have Voice concealed about person. Supposing Perp outwardly sane. Copes with work (apart from when strangling students). Can sometimes be life and sole of party. Participates in belching, farting competitions with stupid male colleagues.
Cannot form lasting relationships with women (due to murderous propensities). Lives instead with nasty little Voice in head, constantly nagging re boring life in Law Dept, lack of hols in Murderville. Voice noisiest when certain female students regard Perp with eyes that see right into depths of his soul.
Should have been a poet.
Gemini 21 May- 20 June The moon continues through Pisces until mid-afternoon. You’re not really in the mood for work or communication. Keep your temper.
"Russian?" Perhaps my hay-fevered accent.
"Kept shouting Pissoff. Must have been a wrong number."
Gemini 21 May- 20 June The moon continues through Aries. Avoid confrontation, consider giving in gracefully to those who irritate you.
"We gotta let every villager know personally about his crimes," she says. "Send a flyer around. The duckbrains here only read zuh Limousin Leader, that snotrag dressed up as a newspaper. It’s all thé dansants and funerals."
Gemini 21 May- 20 June Mercury squares Saturn. A day marked by generosity of mind and spirit.
Haven’t a clue what she’s talking about. Françoise can be a bit funny sometimes. Finish Fiches et Chips accounts. Email same to client with enormous bill. Feel better instantly.
Post boss a female woman. Very sympathetic to our cause, outraged by male indifference to Limousin problems. Will have flyers delivered at special charity rate tomorrow morning. Would like to join Gazelles, throw her weight behind movement. Notice she has much weight to throw, is perfect Gazelle. Enroll her on the spot.
11.30 Hurray! Conservatory planning permit has arrived. J grumpy re cost, looming huge tax bill.
"Tell you what John, I’ll spend my equal share of profits on the conservatory. And you can spend your half on whatever you fancy." Like income tax or something
Gemini 21 May- 20 June Let others do the running around today. Sit back and plan ahead.
Gemini 21 May- 20 June It won’t take much for someone to get on your nerves today. Steer clear of rows you may regret later.
2.04 J. hovering expectantly near coffee slave, offers to open packet. Finds microscopic tab in 5 seconds, laughs. "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
3.35 Am recovering in deck chair, after pouring out woes. Bernadette pouring out spritzers for three.
3.40 Feel very peaceful, despite snoring noises from Chez Moi. Gizmo and Whinge lying on my feet, pretending to be faithful companions.
Quite. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Join cats in pricking-up-ears routine.
"I’ve decided to do my own thing…got to the stage where I needed someone really bad. And Norbert’s really bad." Have collective hysterics. Feel warm sisterly glow, even though am puzzled by revelations.
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